Maine Humorist Says It Snowed And He Doesn’t Like It. That’s The Joke

Tim Sample Wiscasset ColumnistGazing out at the pristine snow-covered landscape just beyond my living room window, I’m momentarily overwhelmed by the realization that I live in a winter wonderland. The key phrase in the preceding sentence is “gazing out at,” which clearly indicates I’m observing the phenomenon from a safe distance. Also, please note that in this context my use of the term “wonderland” is meant to connote incredulity rather than awe, as in “I wonder why the heck I’m not tanning on a beach in Florida right now!” To say winter is not my favorite time of year in Maine is an understatement. (read more at Boothbay Register)

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