Auburn Kayak Pushers Lure Unsuspecting Innocents Down To The River With Their Evil Killer Kayaks Of Deadly Doom

AUBURN — Declaring, “the Androscoggin has been reborn,” the owner of a Bethel company is opening a kayak and canoe rental business downtown, with boats launching behind Gritty’s pub. “There are wonderful trails along the river, there are now access points. Now we need to make it possible and easy for people to recreate,” Jeff Parsons, owner of Bethel Outdoor Adventure & Campground with wife, Pattie, said. “People will be able to nip down and rent a canoe or a kayak for an hour or two and go have fun on a fun stretch of the river,” he said. Auburn Mayor Jonathan LaBonte, executive director of the Androscoggin Land Trust and a longtime river advocate, reached out to Parsons. “We’ve been fielding at our (ALT) office five to 10 calls a week of people looking for boats,” LaBonte said. “I think the market’s calling for it.” Parsons said the timing worked. After a decades-long effort, the Androscoggin River is clean, and the fishing good. “The river is back,” he said. (read more at LewistonSunJournal)

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