Scary Santa Will Poop Down Your Chimney If You’re A Weirdo Or A Slug

When it comes to using leisure time, there appear to be two kinds of boomers: Wacky Active Weirdos and Repulsive Slug Creatures. Without being too judgmental about their recreational choices, they’re both full of crap. The two extremes are easy to distinguish. Wacky Actives arise early on Saturday mornings, clean the house, shop for groceries, do the laundry, volunteer to build housing for the homeless, run triathlons and coach all three of their kids’ sports teams – before lunch. In the afternoon, they assemble the ingredients for difficult-to-prepare and unpleasant-to-eat gourmet dinners and read enriching-but-boring books. Their evenings are spent catching critically uplifting plays and movies that no one understands, and engaging in carefully scheduled and entirely perfunctory sex. Repulsive Slugs get up late, stumble around in a daze for a little while, and take a nap. When they awaken from that, they repeat the previous agenda, except with some cheap beer thrown in. (read more, between your bouts of drunkenness and triathlons, at KeepMeCurrent)

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Posted by Aubuchon Connery on May 25 2012. Filed under Cranky Old Bastids, featured, Queer Doins. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.