Local Hyphenated Sexagenarian Never Had Large Breasts Or An Unexpressed Thought Before

Have you even noticed how “life” has a way of sneaking up on you and making your somewhat “normal” life more difficult? Well, let me explain. After two rather disappointing “developments” during my girlhood years, I never paid my chest area too much attention; that is, until I reached my middle sixties. It was only then that “Mother Nature” decided to attune for her lack of attention in my youth and I awoke one fine morning only to discover that I was now “amply” endowed and that’s putting it mildly. My husband, having never been enticed by that area of the female anatomy, simply looked at me when I tried to explain the latest situation and slid off to work where he knew how to handle all sorts of “real” emergencies, praying like hell, that mine would all be over before he had to come home. I was left to ponder about what to do with my two new found treasures. Having always been a conservative dresser and a modest person, I was at a loss as to how to modify my attention grabbing mountains. I shunned my sweaters and other tight fitting outfits and I buttoned all of my blouses right to the top button no matter what the weather was. Menopausal sweat poured off my fevered brow but I still maintained my puritanical stance. Nobody was going to get anything for free and that was it!I took myself off to several local doctors, thinking that they would have some expertise in that area of the body but they weren’t any help what so ever. One checked me over and said, “Mrs. David, all I can tell you is that some women take a long time to develop.” And he promptly left the cold exam room. Another said, “Well, really, what are you complaining about?” “Some woman would give anything to have what you’ve finally gotten.” I looked at him in disbelief and then reconciled myself to the fact that men being men, they are born to think like that. I had to bite my tongue and clamp my lips shut as I slid off the cold exam table to keep from saying to him, “Well doc, how would you like it if you woke up one morning and found that your testicles were all swollen up and hanging down your legs like two grapefruits in a plastic bag!” I wanted to but I didn’t! (MagicCityMorningStar)

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