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		<title>Maine Humorist Forgets The Part Of The Story With The Humor Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aubuchon Connery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One nice side benefit of my job as a humorist is that I occasionally get to perform at spiffy upscale resorts like Ocean Reef Club in Key Largo, Fla. It’s no secret that a few days of Florida sunshine around mud season can do wonders for any winter weary Mainer (and it doesn’t hurt that [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p dir="ltr"><a href="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Tim-Sample.jpeg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-8560" alt="Tim Sample Wiscasset Columnist" src="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Tim-Sample-150x150.jpeg" width="150" height="150" /></a>One nice side benefit of my job as a humorist is that I occasionally get to perform at spiffy upscale resorts like Ocean Reef Club in Key Largo, Fla. It’s no secret that a few days of Florida sunshine around mud season can do wonders for any winter weary Mainer (and it doesn’t hurt that there’s a paycheck involved). The audience at my most recent Ocean Reef appearance mostly comprised people “from away,” a fairly high percentage of whom either maintain a summer home in Maine or have at least visited a time or two. Following the performance I experienced an odd but not entirely uncommon phenomenon. Having just spent an hour or so listening to my Maine stories, audience members began cuing up <strong>[sic]</strong> to tell me their Maine stories. <a href="http://www.wiscassetnewspaper.com/article/stories-you-tell-me/15872" target="_blank">(read more at Wiscasset Newspaper)</a></p>
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		<title>After The Nuclear/Zombie/Mad Max Apocalypse, Only This 90-Year-Old Lobsterman, Keith Richards, And Cockroaches Expected To Survive</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 12:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aubuchon Connery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HARPSWELL, Maine — A 90-year-old Great Island man swam from his sinking lobster boat to a small island Friday night before being rescued by his son-in-law. Phillip Tuttle was home Monday afternoon recovering from cuts and scrapes suffered in the ordeal, according to his daughter-in-law Verian Tuttle. “He’s a pretty stubborn, feisty Mainer,” she said [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Lobster-boat.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-10591" alt="Lobsterman in Maine" src="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Lobster-boat-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>HARPSWELL, Maine — A 90-year-old Great Island man swam from his sinking lobster boat to a small island Friday night before being rescued by his son-in-law. Phillip Tuttle was home Monday afternoon recovering from cuts and scrapes suffered in the ordeal, according to his daughter-in-law Verian Tuttle. “He’s a pretty stubborn, feisty Mainer,” she said Monday. Tuttle left his home late Friday afternoon after leaving his wife a note that he was heading out to check a trap and would be right back, Verian Tuttle said. But when he didn’t return in time for dinner, they knew something was wrong. Tuttle’s 26-foot-lobster boat, Queen Tut, had run aground off Gun Point sometime between 6:30 and 6:45 p.m., according to Jeff Nichols of the Maine Department of Marine Resources. “He’s very sharp — he really is — and he definitely was trying to find something to float on,” his daughter-in-law said. “He climbed out onto the ledge he hit, the tide was coming in now, so he knew he had to get to shore, and he had to swim about 30 yards. He’s a pretty good swimmer, or was in his day, and he made it ashore. He said he would crawl on the rocks a few inches at a time.” <a href="http://bangordailynews.com/2013/06/10/news/midcoast/harpswell-lobsterman-90-swims-to-safety-after-boat-sinks/" target="_blank">(read more at Bangor Daily News)</a></p>
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		<title>Lewiston Seniors Teach Elementary Students To Play Cribbage. Next Week, They&#8217;ll Teach Them How To Make Suggestive Remarks When Maria Bartiromo Appears On The TV</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 11:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aubuchon Connery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LEWISTON — Thanks to Lewiston senior citizens, McMahon Elementary students in Christine Savignano&#8217;s classroom know how to play cribbage. From March through May, Lewiston Senior Citizen cribbage league players volunteered to go to school and teach the game. Savignano, who plays cribbage but says she&#8217;s nowhere as good as the seniors, invited seniors to teach [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Lewiston-Seniors-teach-elementary-students-cribbage.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-10583" alt="Lewiston Seniors teach elementary students cribbage" src="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Lewiston-Seniors-teach-elementary-students-cribbage-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>LEWISTON — Thanks to Lewiston senior citizens, McMahon Elementary students in Christine Savignano&#8217;s classroom know how to play cribbage. From March through May, Lewiston Senior Citizen cribbage league players volunteered to go to school and teach the game. Savignano, who plays cribbage but says she&#8217;s nowhere as good as the seniors, invited seniors to teach the students after learning the group had a cribbage league. Playing cribbage helps reinforce computation fluency, Savignano said. &#8220;They had to strategize, know what cards to discard, use reasoning skills, anticipate their opponent&#8217;s move.&#8221; Lewiston Senior Citizen President Roger Labbe, a retired teacher at the Lewiston Middle School, recruited other seniors to teach. Fridays became cribbage day at McMahon. <a href="http://www.sunjournal.com/news/lewiston-auburn/2013/06/09/lewiston-senior-citizens-teach-cribbage-5th-grader/1373603" target="_blank">(read more at Lewiston Sun Journal)</a></p>
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		<title>Cranky Mainer Of Indeterminate Gender Says There Are Rats In The Palm Trees In Los Angeles, Which Explains Why His Prius Won&#8217;t Start</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 13:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aubuchon Connery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You’ve seen the scene many times in the movies, travel magazines, postscards: Tall, beautiful palm trees etched sharply against a gorgeous early evening orange sky over Los Angeles. You want to go. Fuggidaboudit! Here’s the dirty little secret all City of Angels citizens know, but you don’t because you don’t live there, and if you’re [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jpdevine.png"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2754" alt="Cranky Mainer of indeterminate gender" src="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jpdevine-150x150.png" width="150" height="150" /></a>You’ve seen the scene many times in the movies, travel magazines, postscards: Tall, beautiful palm trees etched sharply against a gorgeous early evening orange sky over Los Angeles. You want to go. Fuggidaboudit! Here’s the dirty little secret all City of Angels citizens know, but you don’t because you don’t live there, and if you’re visiting, the Chamber of Commerce keeps all of us from telling you. There are rats in those palm trees, way up at the top — big rats, rats the size of dachshunds. True story. At dusk, in some neighborhoods, wealthy and poor, you can see the occasional rat scurry down, run along telephone wires and drop down. At night, when the hot Santa Ana winds raise the temperature, they come down and drink from the swimming pools in Beverly Hills, Brentwood and Hollywood. Rats drinking from the swimming pools. Snap! Los Angeles can be a very dry place most of the year, and some water conservationists like to cover their front lawns with wide swaths of drought resistant ivy. The rats love those, too. I suppose there are rats with fear-of-height issues who disdain the palms. True story: Rodent elimination is a billion-dollar business in L.A. Bigger than recreational drugs.  Those memories come to me today because of my own problems with rodents. I don’t have rats; I just thought you would like a different kind of Hollywood story instead of the same old piece about Amanda Bynes and Justin Bieber. So I started with that story to get your attention focused on a less exciting story about mice, tiny creatures that Walt Disney made a fortune on by giving them cute ears and buttoned pants. We all love Mickey and Minnie, but not actively living in our Cheerios. Last year, as my technician Brent at Toyota went looking for a problem in my Prius, he found that some mice, looking for warmth in my engine bed, also chewed up some wiring. A mouse chewed into my Prius. <a href="http://www.kjonline.com/news/Rodents-enough-to-go-around.html" target="_blank">(read more at Kennebec Journal)</a></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Still Illegal For Maine Doctors To Prescribe Pills To End Grandma&#8217;s Life, But I Hear Bed, Bath &amp; Beyond Is Still Selling Pillows. Just Sayin&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jun 2013 13:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aubuchon Connery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AUGUSTA — The Maine House on Friday rejected a bill that would allow terminally ill patients to order lethal doses of medication from their doctors. The bill also would free doctors from legal liability for helping to end a consenting patient’s life. House members voted 95-43 against the measure, which is sponsored by Rep. Joseph [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/elderlyladywide.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-3485" alt="Maine elderly lady" src="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/elderlyladywide-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>AUGUSTA — The Maine House on Friday rejected a bill that would allow terminally ill patients to order lethal doses of medication from their doctors. The bill also would free doctors from legal liability for helping to end a consenting patient’s life. House members voted 95-43 against the measure, which is sponsored by Rep. Joseph Brooks, an independent from Winterport. The bill next heads to the Senate. Brooks’ bill, LD 1065, would allow a patient and his or her doctor to sign companion end-of-life care agreements. Those agreements would be signed after the two have discussed the patient’s medical condition and treatment options and the patient has rejected life-extending treatments and agreed to accept “care that is ordered or delivered by the physician that may hasten or bring about the patient’s death.” The bill also would free doctors from criminal liability or the possibility of professional discipline for helping a consenting patient end his or her life. <a href="http://www.sunjournal.com/news/maine/0001/11/30/maine-house-says-no-physician-assisted-suicide-law/1373010" target="_blank">(read more at Lewiston Sun Journal)</a></p>
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		<title>Governor LePage Says He&#8217;s Going To Run Away And Join The Circus If He Doesn&#8217;t Get A TV In His Room. I Think I Saw That Episode Of Gidget In 1965</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 10:43:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aubuchon Connery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AUGUSTA, Maine — Democratic legislative leaders said Thursday that Republican Gov. Paul LePage told them he would move his office from the State House in a protest over not being able to have a television display outside his office. But LePage said his staff would remain there “until partisan leaders of the Legislature choose to [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/LePages-TV.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-10464" alt="LePage's TV" src="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/LePages-TV-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>AUGUSTA, Maine — Democratic legislative leaders said Thursday that Republican Gov. Paul LePage told them he would move his office from the State House in a protest over not being able to have a television display outside his office. But LePage said his staff would remain there “until partisan leaders of the Legislature choose to evict them.” Democrats said LePage was angered he was not being allowed to place a television screen outside his office displaying the number of days it has been since he submitted a budget to the Legislature and also the number of days since he offered a plan to pay off approximately $484 million in state Medicaid debt to hospitals. Democrats said that violates long-standing State House rules. The LePage administration called it “censorship.” “The repeated attempts by Democrats to stifle debate on bills and to prevent me from speaking in front of the Appropriations Committee is a disturbing pattern of censorship that should concern all Mainers,” LePage said in a prepared statement. “Now they are saying that the governor of Maine cannot have a TV in the waiting area. Maine Democrats are taking their cue from the Obama administration in Washington, D.C., which has violated the free-speech rights of American citizens and used the power of the government to silence those who disagree with them. If I have to remove myself from the toxic climate of censorship by Democrats in the State House to defend the taxpayers of Maine, then that’s what I will do.” His staff will stay put, the governor wrote. <a href="http://bangordailynews.com/2013/05/23/politics/lepage-tells-legislative-leaders-hes-moving-out-of-state-house-because-of-censorship/" target="_blank">(read more at Bangor Daily News)</a></p>
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		<title>Governor LePage Hosts Business Roundtable So He Can Pound His Fist On A Different-Shaped Table</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 09:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aubuchon Connery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gov. Paul LePage last week shared his views on education, the state budget, oil pipeline safety and other topics at a business roundtable at the Bethel Inn. About 40 people turned out for the gathering, which lasted an hour and a half. Much of the time was spent on education, and with SAD 44 Supt. [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/school-committee.png"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-4608" alt="Committee meeting. Maine news from the Rumford Meteor" src="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/school-committee-150x150.png" width="150" height="150" /></a>Gov. Paul LePage last week shared his views on education, the state budget, oil pipeline safety and other topics at a business roundtable at the Bethel Inn. About 40 people turned out for the gathering, which lasted an hour and a half. Much of the time was spent on education, and with SAD 44 Supt. Dave Murphy in the room, LePage joked that perhaps his security people should stay close. The governor was critical of current educational practices in Maine and said new approaches are needed. “The status quo is not helping our children,” he said. He said test scores have generally remained flat over the past two decades while other states have improved. A strong advocate for charter schools, LePage told those gathered, “I believe your street address should not determine what school you go to.” He cited Florida, where he said education has been improving since 1999 under changes implemented under Gov. Jeb Bush. In addition to offering charter school options, said LePage, Florida grades its schools under a letter system, an approach also utilized in Indiana. “Maine will do the same,” he said. <a href="http://www.bethelcitizen.com/news/news/2013/05/02/gov-lepage-holds-roundtable-bethel-area-businesspe/562198" target="_blank">(read more at Bethel Citizen)</a></p>
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		<title>Local Woman Says The Key On Ben Franklin&#8217;s Kite Was To Her Apartment</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 09:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aubuchon Connery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AUBURN — Flanked by two of her sons, Robert Roy, 85, and Norman Roy, 84, Florence Roy Dinsmore scanned the room and gazed at her family. &#8220;She says she&#8217;s too excited to eat,&#8221; said Giselle Prevost, activities coordinator at Schooner Estates. Dinsmore&#8217;s clan gathered Friday to celebrate a major milestone in her life: her 107th [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/107-year-old-Lewiston-woman.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-10079" alt="107 year old Lewiston woman" src="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/107-year-old-Lewiston-woman-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>AUBURN — Flanked by two of her sons, Robert Roy, 85, and Norman Roy, 84, Florence Roy Dinsmore scanned the room and gazed at her family. &#8220;She says she&#8217;s too excited to eat,&#8221; said Giselle Prevost, activities coordinator at Schooner Estates. Dinsmore&#8217;s clan gathered Friday to celebrate a major milestone in her life: her 107th birthday. Born Florence Lachapelle on April 2, 1906, in Bowdoin, Dinsmore may be the oldest person in Maine. According to the Vital Statistics Bureau of Maine, no such records are kept. Born and raised on a farm, Dinsmore worked at the Libbey Mill making textiles and was an accomplished seamstress. She drove until age 84, when she voluntarily gave up her licence. She lived alone in her Lewiston home until the age of 103, and until last year, when she moved into assisted living, she was living in a studio apartment at Schooner Estates. <a href="http://www.sunjournal.com/news/lewiston-auburn/2013/03/30/lewiston-woman-marks-107-years-skipping-lunch-eat/1341010" target="_blank">(read more at Lewiston Sun Journal)</a></p>
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		<title>Governor&#8217;s Innovative New Approach To Education Entails Yelling At The Principals And Giving Golf Magazines To The Brown Kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 14:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aubuchon Connery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello. This is Governor Paul LePage. Our first education conference was a great success, and I would like to thank everyone who participated. One of those participants was Mohamed Nur. He is a sophomore at Deering High School in Portland. He is a high honors student, a Maine Seeds of Peace leader, and he is [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/classroom.png"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-3651" alt="Classroom. Maine news from The Rumford Meteor" src="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/classroom-300x223.png" width="300" height="223" /></a>Hello. This is Governor Paul LePage.</p>
<p>Our first education conference was a great success, and I would like to thank everyone who participated. One of those participants was Mohamed Nur. He is a sophomore at Deering High School in Portland. He is a high honors student, a Maine Seeds of Peace leader, and he is very enthusiastic about his future.</p>
<p>But Mohamed noticed that not all students were as eager as he is to learn. So, he asked his peers why. The answer surprised him. He was told that they were uninterested in class because they didn’t like how or what they were being taught.</p>
<p>That answer led to a dialogue between Mohamed and his classmates. And that conversation is one every superintendent, principal, teacher, and parent should engage in, too. How do we motivate our students to learn?</p>
<p>A quality education is critical to any child’s well-being and future success. The status quo no longer works. Accountability, best practices and multiple options will help Maine students excel.</p>
<p>First, we must create a system with accountability. By measuring school performance and providing assistance to struggling schools, we can improve achievement.</p>
<p>High-performing states like Florida put accountability and improvement systems in place to identify schools needing support and then provide them with the tools and resources to succeed. In this legislative session, we’re proposing similar reform in Maine.</p>
<p>Options must be available to students and parents. In other words, they need choice. Giving students more learning options and the ability to determine what school is best suited for them will enhance every student’s public education.</p>
<p>Further, we must look at best practices. Many states and countries’ educational systems have yielded proven results, and we should learn from these lessons.</p>
<p>Maryland, Massachusetts and Florida are consistently top performers in education. Just last year, Florida ranked first in the nation for teacher quality. At our conference, we investigated the Florida model and why it works.</p>
<p>Over the past few months, Education Commissioner Steve Bowen and I have worked on a number of education proposals, which we believe will get Maine’s schools headed in the right direction. An emphasis on higher skill sets for teachers is a common feature of reforms around the globe.</p>
<p>Currently, there are winners and losers in Maine’s education system. Union bosses and administrators enjoy many benefits and protections, while teachers and students have been displaced. There is a too much money going to unions and administration when the money should be put into the classroom.</p>
<p>That is why I have made targeted investments in education. While cuts to many state agency budgets have occurred, Maine’s schools will receive $84 million in additional funding over the first four years of my Administration.</p>
<p>Over the next two years, we will spend $2.5 million each year to help districts implement teacher and principal evaluation systems. We will spend $2 million to facilitate the transition to proficiency-based high school diplomas, ensuring that students graduate with a diploma that truly prepares them for life’s experience.</p>
<p>And we will spend $1.5 million to assist Career and Technical Education centers and regions in attaining national industry certification. This will enable students to receive college credit more easily and increase their chances at successful college completion.</p>
<p>Education should not be a partisan issue. Our children are not Democrats or Republicans; they are our future. Education gave me a future, and it is giving my children a future, too.</p>
<p>When our son Devon first came to Maine, his English was not very good. He was one of those students who would have told Mohamed he wasn’t interested in the lessons being taught.</p>
<p>One day, a friend told me, “Paul, throw away all those dead white men books and get Devon something he enjoys.” So, we did. We bought him every golfing magazine we could find. His reading and writing skills soared, and we learned a valuable lesson: effective teachers not only motivate students, they find out what inspires them.</p>
<p>Let’s reward those teachers, and let’s inspire our students. Let’s give Mohamed and others the opportunities they deserve for a brighter future.</p>
<p>March 22, 2013<br />
Governor&#8217;s Office</p>
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		<title>Governor LePage Says Democrats Shouldn&#8217;t Oughta Be Buyin&#8217; Fancy Things With The Money He Keeps In The Sugar Bowl For Doctor Bills</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[AUGUSTA — Gov. Paul LePage told a Bangor radio station Friday that he will veto every bill that comes to his desk unless the Democratic-controlled Legislature passes his plan to pay off the state&#8217;s debt to Maine hospitals. Democrats quickly denounced his remarks, saying the governor is promoting &#8220;do-nothing politics&#8221; by threatening to go on [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Seth-Goodall.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-9745" alt="Seth Goodall" src="http://rumfordmeteor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Seth-Goodall-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>AUGUSTA</strong> — Gov. Paul LePage told a Bangor radio station Friday that he will veto every bill that comes to his desk unless the Democratic-controlled Legislature passes his plan to pay off the state&#8217;s debt to Maine hospitals. Democrats quickly denounced his remarks, saying the governor is promoting &#8220;do-nothing politics&#8221; by threatening to go on a &#8220;veto spree.&#8221; Senate Majority Leader Seth Goodall, D-Richmond, likened the governor&#8217;s actions to those of a schoolyard bully. The governor&#8217;s veto threat – followed by his hint of a shutdown of state government – touched off a full day of blame-heavy rhetoric as legislative leaders from both parties held dueling news conferences, negotiating through the media. <a href="http://www.kjonline.com/politics/LePage-threatens-to-veto-all-bills-until-hospitals-are-paid.html" target="_blank">(read more at Kennebec Journal)</a></p>
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