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New Sweden Fire Department’s ‘Save The Basement’ Strategy Works Like A Charm »

NEW SWEDEN, Maine — The combination of a working smoke detector and the family dog meant a New Sweden homeowner was able to escape his burning home early Tuesday morning…

Dec 18 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Grateful Dead Manager Asks Interviewer What Was The Question Again, Again »

It was the summer of 1966 – at the height of the Cold War and Vietnam, with the Civil Rights Movement in full bloom – when 23-year-old Richard Loren embarked…

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Death Metal Bands Want To Remind You To Only Fantasize About Killing Yourself And Everyone You Ever Met »

The third annual Rise Above Fest — a day long music festival featuring metal and hard rock bands, benefiting suicide prevention organization Suicide Awareness Voices of Education — is set…

Dec 16 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Vienna Fire Department’s ‘Save The Basement’ Strategy Works Like A Charm »

VIENNA, Maine (NEWS CENTER) A late-night fire destroyed a house in the town of Vienna, Sunday. The Vienna Fire Department responded around 10 p.m. Sunday to the fire at 11…

Dec 15 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Thomaston Man Dooms A Seal, Which Seals His Doom »

ROCKLAND, Maine — A Thomaston man only will [sic] receive fines for striking a seal with his skiff this past summer, sharing Suboxone with his fiancee and driving to endanger…

Dec 14 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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College Starts Sustainable Agriculture Farm On The Site Of A Sustainable Organic Dairy Farm That Went Out Of Business »

FAIRFIELD — A layer of crunchy snow covers the 120-acre former dairy farm in a corner of Kennebec Valley Community College’s Harold Alfond Campus on a gray afternoon in mid-December.…

Dec 13 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Parishioner Who Only Attends Mass On Christmas And Easter Desperately Trying To Remember What The Hell The Stations Of Lacrosse Are »

Stations of Lacrosse

Christians across Maine gathered in their local churches Friday for a series of liturgies marking the passion and crucifixion of…

Apr 19 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »

Authorities Fear That Sap Thieves Are Making Bootleg Maple Syrup For The Aunt Jemafia »

Aunt Jemafia

MILLINOCKET, Maine — People are illegally tapping into maple trees in Maine to steal sap that, when cooked, creates the…

Mar 20 2013 / Comments Off / Read More »

Hospitals Hope To Open Up Some Beds By Having Deranged-Looking Persons Stand Around The Patients Until They Leave »

Shriners

SHRINERS SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS IN ANNUAL TRADITION – Members of the Aroostook County Shrine Club recently stopped by several hospitals,…

Dec 23 2012 / Comments Off / Read More »

Vegetarian Doctor Touts The Health Benefits Of Having An Adam’s Apple Like A Third Elbow »

Vegetarian doctor

CHARLESTON, Maine — The fifth century philosopher and mathematician Pythagoras may be best known for his theorem, but he is…

Dec 22 2012 / Comments Off / Read More »

Hyphenated Hipster Customer Disappointed To Learn Her L.L.Bean Boots Were Made Unironically »

L.L Bean Boots

BRUNSWICK— A nearly century-old hunting boot is catching on with a younger generation that sees the utilitarian footwear as hip.…

Dec 30 2011 / Comments Off / Read More »

I Don’t Know About You, But I Feel Safer Already Knowing The DVEM/MEMA And The DHS/OEC ICTAP Are Holding Workshops On COOPs For PSAPs »

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On behalf of the State of Maine, representatives from the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Office of Emergency Communications…

Oct 7 2011 / Comments Off / Read More »
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To Avoid EEE, Mainers Advised To Avoid Maine

AUGUSTA – Maine Center for Disease Control and Prevention has confirmed the presence of Eastern Equine Encephalitis (EEE) in three additional mosquito pools in York County, bringing the total number of positive tests to four in…

Sep 7 2014 / Read More »
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Pew Lobbyist Lauds Maine For Its Plan To Generate $1.9 Billion In Renewable Energy That Will Only Cost Ten Or Twenty Billion

ORONO, Maine — Maine set an example for other states to follow in its renewable energy investments and growth during the past decade, according to a report released Monday by the Pew Charitable Trusts. “By establishing…

Dec 10 2014 / Read More »
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Worker At Rumford Literacy Fair Confused When 70 Percent Of Purchasers Asked Whether There Were More BTUs Per Pound In Hardcovers Or Paperbacks

RUMFORD — Hundreds of books were sold for a dime to a quarter each Saturday during the five-hour Oktoberfest literacy project and craft fair at the Rumford Armory. Volunteers with the River Valley Rotary Club and…

Oct 19 2014 / Read More »
Swampdonkeys, Candlepins, And Such Inigo Montoya. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

College Starts Sustainable Agriculture Farm On The Site Of A Sustainable Organic Dairy Farm That Went Out Of Business

FAIRFIELD — A layer of crunchy snow covers the 120-acre former dairy farm in a corner of Kennebec Valley Community College’s Harold Alfond Campus on a gray afternoon in mid-December. It’s the last day of the…

Dec 13 2014 / Read More »
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J. Geils Wows The Audience At The Cross Center With Their Hit, ‘First I Look At The Nurse’

For the 50-somethings, 60-somethings and 70-somethings who packed the Cross Insurance Centre in Bangor Saturday night to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and J. Geils Band, it felt like the 1970s all over…

Dec 1 2014 / Read More »
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New Sweden Fire Department’s ‘Save The Basement’ Strategy Works Like A Charm

NEW SWEDEN, Maine — The combination of a working smoke detector and the family dog meant a New Sweden homeowner was able to escape his burning home early Tuesday morning with no injuries. The state fire…

Dec 18 2014 / Read More »
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Bangor Winter Carnival Cancelled Because Of Winter, Will Be Rescheduled As An Irony Carnival In June

BANGOR, Maine — Holiday parades in Bangor and Ellsworth have been cancelled because of icy weather forecast for Saturday. Neither parade has been rescheduled. “We’re just not going to do one this year and I’m so…

Dec 6 2014 / Read More »
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Grateful Dead Manager Asks Interviewer What Was The Question Again, Again

It was the summer of 1966 – at the height of the Cold War and Vietnam, with the Civil Rights Movement in full bloom – when 23-year-old Richard Loren embarked on a pop cultural journey with…

Dec 17 2014 / Read More »

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