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White Boys Reminded That It’s Their Fault That No Black Transgendered Lithuanian Rape Victims Were Allowed To Run In The Special Olympics Against Indians That Didn’t Like Dogs Until Obama Fixed It »

RUMFORD — Mountain Valley High School senior Jared Arsenault said he learned at Tuesday’s Diversity Day that being introduced to differences is an important part of life. “I learned how…

Nov 26 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Accordion Ensemble To Perform At Church To Remind Sinners What Might Happen To Them In The Afterlife »

The Edgecomb Congregational Church will be hosting an afternoon of “Holiday Music From Around the World” played by the Maine Squeeze Accordion Ensemble on Sunday, Nov. 30 at 3 p.m.…

Nov 25 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Otisfield Fire Department’s ‘Save The Basement Strategy’ Works Like A Charm »

OTISFIELD — A couple arrived home from visiting a sick relative to find their home, barn and business destroyed Sunday evening. Shortly after 5 p.m. Sunday, fire crews were called…

Nov 24 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Madison Congregational Church Members Pray To Be Sent To A Warm Place »

MADISON — A Bible sat open on the pulpit in the chill of an empty church last week; purple cloth was draped over the edge, announcing the change of seasons.…

Nov 23 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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St. Agatha Fire Department’s ‘Save The Basement’ Strategy Works Like A Charm »

ST. AGATHA, Maine — The state fire marshall is on the scene in St. Agatha to determine the cause of an early morning fire that destroyed the R.F. Chamberland, Inc.…

Nov 22 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Biddeford Fire Department’s ‘Save The Basement’ Strategy Works Like A Charm »

Investigators are working to determine the cause of a fire that destroyed a Biddeford home early Friday morning. The fire was reported at in the area 602 Alfred Street, near…

Nov 21 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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At Ninety, Portland Painter Looks Back On A Life Of Explaining To His Wife Why He Needed A Naked Girl In His Studio Just To Paint Rhombuses »

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PORTLAND, Maine — From serene lighthouses to mysterious skulls to myriad self-portraits, Robert Nason’s work covers a panoply of genres,…

May 16 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »

Maine Worker’s Comp Rates Plummet As Insurers Realize Lumberjacks Can’t Cut Off The Same Hand Twice »

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AUGUSTA – Governor Paul R. LePage has announced that workers’ compensation rates will decrease by nearly 8 percent—the largest decrease…

Feb 10 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »

USM To Cut Physics Major To Concentrate On More Practical Subjects Like Twerking And Renaming The Washington Redskins »

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A proposal to cut the physics major at the University of Southern Maine surprised many, but it’s just the latest…

Sep 23 2013 / Comments Off / Read More »

Saco Man Considering Donating Huge Collection Of Books He Purchased At Library Book Sales To A Library Or Something »

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SACO — In Josh Vanjani’s basement lay stacks of books, many still unread, compiled through years of collecting. Most of…

Jul 31 2012 / Comments Off / Read More »

EPA Touts The Health Benefits Of Shivering In The Dark While Unemployed »

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WASHINGTON — In a step that officials said would save lives, the Obama administration on Friday announced new air quality…

Jun 17 2012 / 2 Comments / Read More »

Studies Show Direct Link Between Childhood Immunizations And Dementia, Delusions, Paranoia, And Hysteria. And That’s Just The Mothers »

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More parents are opting out of school shots for their kids. In eight states now, more than 1 in 20…

Nov 30 2011 / Comments Off / Read More »
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To Avoid EEE, Mainers Advised To Avoid Maine

AUGUSTA – Maine Center for Disease Control and Prevention has confirmed the presence of Eastern Equine Encephalitis (EEE) in three additional mosquito pools in York County, bringing the total number of positive tests to four in…

Sep 7 2014 / Read More »
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Striking Fairpoint Workers Unsure How To Do Nothing On Their Own Time

The parking lot at FairPoint’s call center on Riverside Drive in Portland was still empty at about 10 a.m. Friday. In the coming weeks and months, who might pull into those and other parking spaces at…

Oct 18 2014 / Read More »
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Worker At Rumford Literacy Fair Confused When 70 Percent Of Purchasers Asked Whether There Were More BTUs Per Pound In Hardcovers Or Paperbacks

RUMFORD — Hundreds of books were sold for a dime to a quarter each Saturday during the five-hour Oktoberfest literacy project and craft fair at the Rumford Armory. Volunteers with the River Valley Rotary Club and…

Oct 19 2014 / Read More »
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During Postgame Show, Michael Irvin Says Luck Be A Lady Tonight

INDIANAPOLIS — Even with Tom Brady not performing like Tom Brady, the Patriots still dismantled another battle-tested opponent. The Pats crushed the Colts, 42-20, last night at Lucas Oil Stadium to improve to 8-2 and take…

Nov 17 2014 / Read More »
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Madison Congregational Church Members Pray To Be Sent To A Warm Place

MADISON — A Bible sat open on the pulpit in the chill of an empty church last week; purple cloth was draped over the edge, announcing the change of seasons. The Bible was open to the…

Nov 23 2014 / Read More »
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Otisfield Fire Department’s ‘Save The Basement Strategy’ Works Like A Charm

OTISFIELD — A couple arrived home from visiting a sick relative to find their home, barn and business destroyed Sunday evening. Shortly after 5 p.m. Sunday, fire crews were called to 624 Route 121 for a…

Nov 24 2014 / Read More »
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Maine Gambling Industry Estimates That Several People Still Have Toll Change And Laundry Quarters They’d Like To Get Their Hands On

BANGOR, Maine — A recent report released by a gambling management and advisory firm about the potential for more Maine casinos has excited state legislators. But the state’s two existing casinos and local governments invested in…

Oct 6 2014 / Read More »
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Accordion Ensemble To Perform At Church To Remind Sinners What Might Happen To Them In The Afterlife

The Edgecomb Congregational Church will be hosting an afternoon of “Holiday Music From Around the World” played by the Maine Squeeze Accordion Ensemble on Sunday, Nov. 30 at 3 p.m. The special performance will feature such…

Nov 25 2014 / Read More »

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