Queer Doins John Halle

Cate Street Capital CEO Avers That 100 Percent Of His Salary Is Spent On Shoes And Chocolate »

PORTLAND, Maine — Lawyers seeking to collect about $2.4 million from Cate Street Capital CEO John Halle will be allowed to question Halle’s wife, Sharon, for up to six hours…

Jul 29 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Leeds Fire Department’s “Save The Basement” Strategy Works Like A Charm »

Firefighters from across western Kennebec County were called Friday to a fire in Leeds that destroyed a large farmhouse. Fire Chief Glenn Holt said nobody was home when the fire…

Jul 26 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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South Portland Votes To Ban Tar Sands Oil Unless It’s Distributed For Free In Clean Syringes »

PORTLAND, Maine — More than a year of debate about the flow of heavy crude oil — commonly known as tar sands — through South Portland reaches its climax Monday…

Jul 22 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »
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Machias Fire Department’s “Save The Basement” Strategy Works Like A Charm »

MACHIAS, Maine — An early morning fire on Friday destroyed Helen’s Restaurant, a landmark business in Washington County. The owners, however, pledged to rebuild the popular eatery. Firefighters were called…

Jul 15 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »
Governor LePage

Mike Tipping Has Evidence Governor LePage Was Watching The History Channel When Hitler Came On And He Didn’t Change The Channel. Study It Out, People »

AUGUSTA, Maine — An expert on anti-government extremists said the controversial group that met with Gov. Paul LePage eight times last year should not be considered terrorists, but that doesn’t…

Jul 4 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »
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Jenny McCarthy Reportedly Worried That Ebola Might Give Her Kids More Autism »

The current outbreak of Ebola in West Africa is now the largest in history, but how likely is it to spread to the United States or other countries around the…

Jul 2 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »
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Governor Announces Maine Has Enough Bacon And Beans To Last Until February, Easy »

Maine State Capitol dome. Maine news from The Rumford Meteor

AUGUSTA – Governor Paul R. LePage announced Wednesday that the state ended the fiscal year with a surplus, which brings…

Jul 31 2014 / No Comment / Read More »

Fort Kent And One Of Jupiter’s Moons Certified Business-Friendly, To Similar Effect »

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AUGUSTA – Governor Paul R. LePage and the Maine Department of Economic and Community Development (DECD) have approved the Town…

Jun 24 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »

Governor Swears In, At, And Within Earshot Of Seven New Judges »

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AUGUSTA – In a robing ceremony conducted at the Kennebec County Superior Courthouse this afternoon, Governor Paul R. LePage administered…

May 7 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »

Pre-K Financial Literacy Workshop Expected To Focus Heavily On Going Short On Tooth Fairy Futures »

Is our childs lerning approach tried at Maine schools

Governor Paul R. LePage and a coalition of government, nonprofit and corporate leaders are announcing the 5th Annual “Fostering Financial…

Apr 20 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »

Governor Announces 6300 More Mainers Are Glaring At Everyone From The Opposite Side Of A Desk Now »

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AUGUSTA – Under the leadership of Governor Paul R. LePage, Maine’s unemployment rate in February fell to its lowest level…

Mar 29 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »

There Are Now Officially 6900 Different Ways To Earn Minimum Wage In Maine »

Mainers looking Maine-y at the Rumford Meteor, Maine news from the seat of Oxford County

AUGUSTA—Maine’s Job Bank, at www.mainecareercenter.com, has posted about 6,900 open positions, up around 1,000 positions since the beginning of March.…

Mar 25 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »
Chasing A Ball Of Some Sort Pittsflied basball umpire

After 48 Years Of Umpiring, Pittsfield Man Recalls This One Time This One Kid Did That Thing. You Shoulda Seen It

Ralph Damren doesn’t remember the score of the most exciting baseball games he has umpired — or the names of most of the teams and players. Since first donning his uniform in 1966, he has called…

Jun 28 2014 / Read More »
Business John Halle

Cate Street Capital CEO Avers That 100 Percent Of His Salary Is Spent On Shoes And Chocolate

PORTLAND, Maine — Lawyers seeking to collect about $2.4 million from Cate Street Capital CEO John Halle will be allowed to question Halle’s wife, Sharon, for up to six hours about assets she may hold for…

Jul 29 2014 / Read More »
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Auditor Says Rumford Looks Good If You Don’t Look At It

RUMFORD — Selectmen learned Thursday night from town auditor Ron Smith that Rumford is doing well financially. Smith said Rumford uses about $1.2 million in tax revenue in the budget, but only needs about $150,000 of…

Jun 21 2014 / Read More »
Swampdonkeys, Candlepins, And Such Pittsflied basball umpire

After 48 Years Of Umpiring, Pittsfield Man Recalls This One Time This One Kid Did That Thing. You Shoulda Seen It

Ralph Damren doesn’t remember the score of the most exciting baseball games he has umpired — or the names of most of the teams and players. Since first donning his uniform in 1966, he has called…

Jun 28 2014 / Read More »
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Cranky Old Maine Humorist Of Indeterminate Gender Says Life Is Funny, But has No Idea How To Prove It

Life is funny, wanna have a cup of coffee? J.P. Devine asks. On The Edge “I can’t do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.” – Cher  It’s there in your hand, on your kitchen counter,…

Jun 7 2014 / Read More »
Save The Basement leeds maine fire department

Leeds Fire Department’s “Save The Basement” Strategy Works Like A Charm

Firefighters from across western Kennebec County were called Friday to a fire in Leeds that destroyed a large farmhouse. Fire Chief Glenn Holt said nobody was home when the fire broke out, but two people were…

Jul 26 2014 / Read More »
Maine Attractions Sugarloaf Reggae Festival

Only Caribbean Person At Sugarloaf Reggae Festival Looks At The Crowd Through The Kitchen Window Near The Sink

CARRABASSETT VALLEY — Maine’s biggest cure for spring fever was underway Saturday during Sugarloaf’s 26th annual Reggae Festival. It was a scene in which three bananas and a chicken drank beer with a Gumby. The ski…

Apr 14 2014 / Read More »
Ahts Eileen Ivers and Immigrant Soul

Fiddle Player Still Stubbornly Trying To Perform Irish Music For Sober People

It is a rare and select grade of spectacular artists whose work is so boldly imaginative and clearly virtuosic that it alters the medium. It has been said that the task of respectfully exploring the traditions…

Jun 30 2014 / Read More »

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