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One Goes Round And Round While Getting Nowhere And Making An Incredible Amount Of Noise. The Other One Is A Race Car »

Republican Gov. Paul LePage on Friday hailed a $50,000 public investment in a NASCAR race car as an effective way to brand Maine to a national audience – if only…

Sep 15 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Local Theremin Player Has Reasonable Backstage Demands »

A musical instrument that can be played without being touched made its debut recently at the gazebo on the Bethel Common. The instrument, owned by Conni St. Pierre of Bethel,…

Sep 14 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Local Field Hockey Player Tells Her Coach That Shhe Wooodha Scllooored Blut Mikaylerrrr Wnnndddt Pssss »

TURNER — Her shots may not have broken a pane of glass, but neither Leavitt sophomore Allie Belaire, nor coach Wanda ward-McLean cared. “None of her shots were hard shots,”…

Sep 12 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Scarborough Fire Department’s ‘Save The Basement’ Strategy Works Like A Charm »

In the aftermath of a three-alarm fire that destroyed much of the Scarborough Commons office building off Route 1 Monday, the building owner and others expressed thanks that no one…

Sep 11 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Coroner Pissed There’s No Box For ‘Trampled By Elephants In Maine’ On The Form »

HOPE — A former veterinarian who turned a small farm in midcoast Maine into a sanctuary for two retired circus elephants was killed Tuesday morning when one of the animals…

Sep 10 2014 / No Comment / Read More »
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Police Charge Rockland Man With Being Dunkin’ Disorderly »

ROCKLAND, Maine — An unhappy customer is in legal trouble after allegedly stealing a sign when he couldn’t get a sandwich. Adam Hall, 22, of Rockland was arrested and charged…

Sep 9 2014 / 1 Comment / Read More »
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To Avoid EEE, Mainers Advised To Avoid Maine »

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AUGUSTA – Maine Center for Disease Control and Prevention has confirmed the presence of Eastern Equine Encephalitis (EEE) in three…

Sep 7 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »

Governor Announces Welfare Drug Testing To Ensure Everyone’s Getting Their USRDA Of Methadone, Xanax, And Oxys »

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AUGUSTA – Governor Paul R. LePage announced Wednesday the State of Maine is moving forward with its plan to conduct…

Aug 7 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »

Governor Announces Maine Has Enough Bacon And Beans To Last Until February, Easy »

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AUGUSTA – Governor Paul R. LePage announced Wednesday that the state ended the fiscal year with a surplus, which brings…

Jul 31 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »

Fort Kent And One Of Jupiter’s Moons Certified Business-Friendly, To Similar Effect »

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AUGUSTA – Governor Paul R. LePage and the Maine Department of Economic and Community Development (DECD) have approved the Town…

Jun 24 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »

Governor Swears In, At, And Within Earshot Of Seven New Judges »

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AUGUSTA – In a robing ceremony conducted at the Kennebec County Superior Courthouse this afternoon, Governor Paul R. LePage administered…

May 7 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »

Pre-K Financial Literacy Workshop Expected To Focus Heavily On Going Short On Tooth Fairy Futures »

Is our childs lerning approach tried at Maine schools

Governor Paul R. LePage and a coalition of government, nonprofit and corporate leaders are announcing the 5th Annual “Fostering Financial…

Apr 20 2014 / Comments Off / Read More »
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Local Field Hockey Player Tells Her Coach That Shhe Wooodha Scllooored Blut Mikaylerrrr Wnnndddt Pssss

TURNER — Her shots may not have broken a pane of glass, but neither Leavitt sophomore Allie Belaire, nor coach Wanda ward-McLean cared. “None of her shots were hard shots,” Ward-McLean said. “She just stayed low…

Sep 12 2014 / Read More »
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Union Negotiators Announce That All The Donuts Are Gone Already

PORTLAND, Maine — Union negotiators with the ability to call a strike of about 2,000 New England employees of FairPoint Communications are mulling their next step after being forced to work under contract conditions they don’t…

Aug 30 2014 / Read More »
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Auditor Says Rumford Looks Good If You Don’t Look At It

RUMFORD — Selectmen learned Thursday night from town auditor Ron Smith that Rumford is doing well financially. Smith said Rumford uses about $1.2 million in tax revenue in the budget, but only needs about $150,000 of…

Jun 21 2014 / Read More »
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One Goes Round And Round While Getting Nowhere And Making An Incredible Amount Of Noise. The Other One Is A Race Car

Republican Gov. Paul LePage on Friday hailed a $50,000 public investment in a NASCAR race car as an effective way to brand Maine to a national audience – if only for one race. Democrats quickly blasted…

Sep 15 2014 / Read More »
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Cranky Old Maine Humorist Of Indeterminate Gender Having Trouble Picking One Topic Not To Be Funny About

She who believes in spiritual, semi-mystical magic is out in the yard digging a hole. We’ll get to that later. Right now I’m thinking that the cartoon guy with the sign that says “The end of…

Aug 31 2014 / Read More »
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Scarborough Fire Department’s ‘Save The Basement’ Strategy Works Like A Charm

In the aftermath of a three-alarm fire that destroyed much of the Scarborough Commons office building off Route 1 Monday, the building owner and others expressed thanks that no one was hurt. However, recovery from the…

Sep 11 2014 / Read More »
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Coroner Pissed There’s No Box For ‘Trampled By Elephants In Maine’ On The Form

HOPE — A former veterinarian who turned a small farm in midcoast Maine into a sanctuary for two retired circus elephants was killed Tuesday morning when one of the animals apparently stepped on him after he…

Sep 10 2014 / Read More »
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Local Theremin Player Has Reasonable Backstage Demands

A musical instrument that can be played without being touched made its debut recently at the gazebo on the Bethel Common. The instrument, owned by Conni St. Pierre of Bethel, is called a theremin. It is…

Sep 14 2014 / Read More »

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