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Despite Wild Accusations By So-Called “Earthers,” New Evidence Corroborates Obama’s Claim That He Was Born On This Planet Somewhere »

Breitbart News has obtained a promotional booklet produced in 1991 by Barack Obama’s then-literary agency, Acton & Dystel, which touts Obama as “born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and…

May 18 2012 / No Comment / Read More »
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Kennedy Wife Tries Innovative All The Days At A Time Approach »

BEDFORD, N.Y. — Mary Richardson Kennedy’s life had both highlights and troubled moments, just like other members of the famous political family she married into in 1994. She was an…

May 17 2012 / No Comment / Read More »
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Coffeedrinkingmightbegoodforyou and notbadforyou and thecaffeinehasnothingtodowithit and Ihaveacuporthreeonthewaytotheoffice and nowthatIknowit’sgoodnotbad I’llhaveanothercup. Got A Cigarette? »

MILWAUKEE— One of life’s simple pleasures just got a little sweeter. After years of waffling research on coffee and health, even some fear that java might raise the risk of…

May 17 2012 / No Comment / Read More »
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OOB Elementary School To Try Facilitating Mindshare By Strategizing And Leveraging Compelling Intuitive Synergies Using Leading-Edge, User-Friendly Impactful Info-Mediary Paradigms »

OLD ORCHARD BEACH – With the blessing of the Regional School Unit 23 board, Jameson Elementary School in Old Orchard Beach plans to pilot project-based learning in the fall. According…

May 17 2012 / No Comment / Read More »
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Local Students Realize Dream Of Making French-Canadian Tourists Walk Right Past Signs Telling Them Not To Smoke At Old Orchard Beach »

OLD ORCHARD BEACH — Visitors to the beach will now be greeted by a sign asking them to extinguish their cigarettes before heading out to the sand. The town council…

May 16 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

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Shoe Maker Skechers To Pay Fine For “Making Claims Without Reliable Scientific Evidence.” Al Gore Seen Fidgeting Nervously »

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AUGUSTA – Attorney General William J. Schneider announced today that Maine reached a settlement with Skechers USA, Inc., the makers…

May 18 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

Geological Survey Shows There’s Enough Water In Freeport’s Watershed For Everyone’s Sump Pump »

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AUGUSTA, Maine – A recently completed joint study between the Maine Geological Survey and the U.S. Geological Survey shows not…

May 14 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

Maine Awarded Coveted “No Longer Hunting Employers With An Ax” Ranking On Business Survey »

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AUGUSTA – In Chief Executive’s eighth annual survey of CEO Opinion of Best and Worst States in which to do…

May 9 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

Fisheries And Wildlife Spokesman Desperately Hoping No One Asks If They Know What Piping Plovers Taste Like »

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AUGUSTA – The Maine Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife is urging beachgoers — and their pets — to stay…

May 3 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

Maine Reminds Everyone Not From Massachusetts To Seek Shelter When They Hear Thunder »

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Summertime is a good time for outdoor recreational activities in New England. It is also the time of the year…

May 1 2012 / No Comment / Read More »
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Patriots Try To Address Lack Of Apostrophes On Defense With Late First-Round Pick

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. – The New England Patriots traded up twice in the first round of the NFL draft Thursday night to add a couple of players to the defense that allowed the New York Giants to…

Apr 27 2012 / Read More »
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NPR Having Trouble Collecting Corporate Underwriting To Fund Their Round-The-Clock Evil Corporation News Stories

WASHINGTON — NPR’s new chief executive is signaling that there may be some static ahead for the radio and digital news organization. Halfway through its fiscal year, and six months into Gary Knell’s tenure as chief…

May 18 2012 / Read More »
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Rumford Man In The Yo Ho Holding Cell

RUMFORD — A young Rumford man accused of stealing two bottles of rum on Wednesday from Hannaford in two incidents 90 minutes apart, remained in a Paris jail Thursday. Allan W. Hussian, 19, of 26 Rangeley…

May 11 2012 / Read More »
Swampdonkeys, Candlepins, And Such coffee shop

Coffeedrinkingmightbegoodforyou and notbadforyou and thecaffeinehasnothingtodowithit and Ihaveacuporthreeonthewaytotheoffice and nowthatIknowit’sgoodnotbad I’llhaveanothercup. Got A Cigarette?

MILWAUKEE— One of life’s simple pleasures just got a little sweeter. After years of waffling research on coffee and health, even some fear that java might raise the risk of heart disease, a big study finds…

May 17 2012 / Read More »
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Milton The Cranky Mainer Is Having Trouble Turning Right Onto Wiggly Street

I’m not sure what the reward will be, but I am sure I should be the one to present it. Starting with the idiot in the SUV behind me this afternoon. In our town we have…

May 13 2012 / Read More »
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Saco Fire Department’s Save The Basement Strategy Works Like A Charm

The Saco Fire Department said a fire that broke out Wednesday night in a two-story home in Saco’s downtown destroyed the structure. Capt. Bill Madore said the home at 55 Common St. — behind Rapid Ray’s…

May 10 2012 / Read More »
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Local Students Realize Dream Of Making French-Canadian Tourists Walk Right Past Signs Telling Them Not To Smoke At Old Orchard Beach

OLD ORCHARD BEACH — Visitors to the beach will now be greeted by a sign asking them to extinguish their cigarettes before heading out to the sand. The town council passed a resolution in November asking…

May 16 2012 / Read More »
Ahts the journeys

Maine Department Of Inland Fisheries And Wildlife Now Issuing Mullet Permits For Summer Bangor Gathering

BANGOR, Maine — Fans who wouldn’t stop believing that Journey would eventually play Bangor will be able to welcome the enduring and iconic San Francisco quintet with open arms Friday, Sept. 28. The Waterfront Pavilion will…

May 7 2012 / Read More »

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